If I was a good girl this year, and Adam Santa gives me what I asked for (a sewing machine), I can make these funny panties for everyone I know. That includes my male friends who haven't ever tried wearing them. Hey it'll expand their list of things they have done. Plus they can borrow their girlfriend/wife/sister's underwear when they haven't done laundry in 3 months and they don't want to go out "freestyle".