The Popcorn Fork
The Scolling Marquee:Ordering and using the POPCORN FORK will automatically cancel your membership in the FLAT WORLD SOCIETY! You may be ridiculed, and put upon by the less enlightened. Your best friends may drop you like a dirty sock when they see you enjoying Popcorn and other snacks with this instrument of cleanliness. But the up side is that you won't leave fingerprints visible to the naked eye. Your computer keyboard will be neat and clean. Opportunity's won't slip through your fingers. You will be hailed by some [Me] as a "Popcorn Pioneer" Thank you for your support.
The Scolling Marquee:Ordering and using the POPCORN FORK will automatically cancel your membership in the FLAT WORLD SOCIETY! You may be ridiculed, and put upon by the less enlightened. Your best friends may drop you like a dirty sock when they see you enjoying Popcorn and other snacks with this instrument of cleanliness. But the up side is that you won't leave fingerprints visible to the naked eye. Your computer keyboard will be neat and clean. Opportunity's won't slip through your fingers. You will be hailed by some [Me] as a "Popcorn Pioneer" Thank you for your support.
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