Someone at my company sent an email to everyone in the building about getting their diet coke stolen,
enjoy:

From: XXXXXX
03/28/2002 01:54 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: Lunch



Some very UNcivic-minded person has taken it upon themselves to take my Diet Coke from the refrigerator on the 17th floor and stick a sad little Diet Coke with Lemon in the same spot as a replacement. This is INCREDIBLY obnoxious. Please buy a plain can of Diet Coke and replace my Diet Coke right now. Clearly, whoever did it has no regard for being a constructive part of a community, but whoever did it should care AT LEAST about their karma and the ramifications of stealing someone else's lunch.