Dear Surprise Foot,
Why are you out of stock?
Love,
supah.com

Dear January Aroma Bear,
What does January smell like? Does Microsoft(c) actually make polyester for your innards?
Love,
supah.com

Dear Orange Story White Clock,
I want you to know that you confuse me. A lot.
Love,
supah.com

Dear Lady: Relaxx Extract,
How is relax extracted?
Love,
supah.com
p.s. You sound too much like Exlax for me to ever buy you- even just to try you out.

Dear Barbeque Towel,
Why are you out of stock?
Love,
supah.com


Dear iced out puerto rico tree bling : hip hop pendant,
Where have you been all my life?
Love,
supah.com
p.s. WTF???