Sites I would register if I had the extra money right now:
www.wefoundaspooninourtoiletseveralweeksaftermovinginanditwasnotours.com
www.shittybitch.com (for Lisa to use if she knew how to do web stuff)
www.jadedhipster.com
www.niles-n-me.com
www.crapthatmakesmelaugh.com
www.wmmwhth.org (women married to men who hit their heads org.)
www.fuzzycutecrapthatiliketoomuch.com
www.iraquismackin.com
www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com oops. that one is already taken.
www.crapthatmakesmegiggle.com