FYI: I did NOT leave all the crazies behind when I moved away from Chicago. Monday morning at 8:30 am- I walk out the front door and head towards my car when I see a seemingly normal old man wrapping his arms around a tree across the street and giving it a big ole kiss. I ran inside because I left my coffee in the kitchen and when I came out he was then kitty corner across the street hugging and kissing another tree.