Once upon a time, there was a monkey who lived in a forest. All of the other monkeys in the forest loved him because he could always chase the humans away. They called him Shooter because of his special ways. Shooter had an unanny ability to fling poo with the accuracy of an expert marksman. But so did a lot of other monkeys. So why was Shooter special? Because he didn't use his hands! He had a sphincter that could point and shoot like a disposable camera. Whenever humans came into the forest, looking for monkeys to study, Shooter would turn around, squat, and let one rip! He always got them right square in the face. After awhile, the humans never came back (because Shooter poo smells really bad).

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