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TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF THE YEAR 2000

10. Top Ten Reasons I played on St. Patrick's Day

10. Irish Songs are easy to learn
9. Irish Songs are usually about three things: whiskey, women, or war
8. Sometimes they're about all of the above three at the same time
7. If not, they're about God
6. I like green
5. Mike
4. Because I could
3. I like orange
2. I'm a white man
1. supah

9. Top Ten Election Slurs

10. Al "The Big One" Gore
9. G. Bush/Dick C.
8. Warren Christopher
7. Al "My man on the Inside" Gore
6. Ralph "where are my socks?" Nader
5. Little Bushman
4. Jesse Jackson
3. Chris "I haven't had sex in ten years" Matthews
2. We got Daley!
1. David "LawyerMan" Boies

8. Top Ten Reasons to Visit Hawai'i

10. Horses in the Road
9. Makena!
8. Sand in my Swimtrunks
7. Sons of Ni'ihau
6. Wailuku (the cat)
5. Overpriced Golf
4. Hawai'i Hillbillies
3. Maharishi Bob & his gang of deserters
2. Cows on cliffs
1. supah B.

7. Top Ten Reasons to visit Cedar Point

10. Millenium Force
9. Millenium Force
8. Millenium Force
7. Millenium Force
6. Millenium Force
5. Millenium Force
4. Millenium Force
3. Millenium Force
2. Millenium Force
1. Ohio!

6. Top Ten Reasons to see Graceland

10. The recipes
9. The outfits
8. The gun target in the backyard
7. Racquetball!
6. You might catch a glimpse of Lisa Marie
5. Jungle Room!
4. It's named after a woman named Grace
3. Elvis Presley lived there
2. Meatloaf a'falling
1. TCB!

5. Top Ten Reasons to go on a road trip in Lazarus

10. The music
9. Seatbelts
8. Airbags
7. Princess Lei-a on the dashboard
6. He's silver
5. He was born in '97
4. QNU
3. It's there
2. The U.P.
1. supah!

4. Top Ten Road Trips of 2000

10. The Road to Hana
9. Sandusky, Ohio!
8. Crossland, TN (Ballyhoo)
7. The U.P. & Beyond!
6. Lost Gascap on Haleakala
5. Past the 7 Pools (Road Runner)
4. New Buffalo Bowling Alley
3. New Buffalo Bowling Alley
2. Homer, MI & the New Buffalo Bowling Alley
1. Graceland, Tupelo & Tombigbee

3. Top Ten reasons to Camp at Tombigbee

10. Darkness
9. Isolation
8. Cast Iron Pizza Pies
7. Primitive!
6. Jiffy Pop
5. Conquering Fears
4. Tupelo, birthplace of EAP!
3. Racoons
2. Wild Polar Bears of Mississippi
1. Xanadu!

2. Top Ten Hawai'ian Words

10. Aloha
9. Lei
8. Mele
7. Luau
6. Haleakala
5. Pa'ia
4. MXG 999
3. Wailuku
2. Paniolo
1. Mahalo!

1. Top Ten Reasons 2000 Was the Best Year of My Life So Far

10. St. Patrick's Day...
9. Pussy Galore
8. Xanadu
7. Lazarus & Lurleen, the Silver Monarchs of Independence!
6. Oslo Paniolo Jackson
5. Hawai'i
4. ABG
3. amy beth geerling
2. amy beth
1. supah

-aDp. (1/4/2001)